Retirement (and I promise this is my last FotC post for a while)

6 05 2009

As some of you may know, due to a lack of story sales, I recently tried my hand at a second career as a rentboy (http://southernweirdo.livejournal.com/66055.html). Well, after getting nothing but mosquito bites and attracting the rage of a rabid raccoon, I’ve decided it is time to turn in my wife’s short-shorts and hang up my studded flip-flops (and I’m sure most of you are relieved). This song sums it up pretty well:

…and of course that led to:

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121 responses

7 05 2009
kaolinfire

they’ve really got a song for everything, huh? πŸ™‚

7 05 2009
southernweirdo

They seem to.

They even have one for friends: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVoCJJFuS60

LA LA LA LA!

7 05 2009
kaolinfire

ha ha ha ha ha. πŸ™‚

awwww. πŸ™‚

7 05 2009
kaolinfire

they’ve really got a song for everything, huh? πŸ™‚

7 05 2009
southernweirdo

They seem to.

They even have one for friends: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVoCJJFuS60

LA LA LA LA!

7 05 2009
kaolinfire

ha ha ha ha ha. πŸ™‚

awwww. πŸ™‚

7 05 2009
kaolinfire

ha ha ha ha ha. πŸ™‚

awwww. πŸ™‚

7 05 2009
southernweirdo

They seem to.

They even have one for friends: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVoCJJFuS60

LA LA LA LA!

7 05 2009
kaolinfire

they’ve really got a song for everything, huh? πŸ™‚

7 05 2009
kaolinfire

they’ve really got a song for everything, huh? πŸ™‚

7 05 2009
southernweirdo

They seem to.

They even have one for friends: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVoCJJFuS60

LA LA LA LA!

7 05 2009
kaolinfire

ha ha ha ha ha. πŸ™‚

awwww. πŸ™‚

7 05 2009
kaolinfire

ha ha ha ha ha. πŸ™‚

awwww. πŸ™‚

7 05 2009
southernweirdo

They seem to.

They even have one for friends: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVoCJJFuS60

LA LA LA LA!

7 05 2009
kaolinfire

they’ve really got a song for everything, huh? πŸ™‚

7 05 2009
kaolinfire

they’ve really got a song for everything, huh? πŸ™‚

7 05 2009
kaolinfire

they’ve really got a song for everything, huh? πŸ™‚

7 05 2009
kaolinfire

they’ve really got a song for everything, huh? πŸ™‚

7 05 2009
southernweirdo

They seem to.

They even have one for friends: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVoCJJFuS60

LA LA LA LA!

7 05 2009
kaolinfire

ha ha ha ha ha. πŸ™‚

awwww. πŸ™‚

7 05 2009
kaolinfire

they’ve really got a song for everything, huh? πŸ™‚

7 05 2009
southernweirdo

They seem to.

They even have one for friends: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVoCJJFuS60

LA LA LA LA!

7 05 2009
kaolinfire

ha ha ha ha ha. πŸ™‚

awwww. πŸ™‚

7 05 2009
kaolinfire

they’ve really got a song for everything, huh? πŸ™‚

7 05 2009
southernweirdo

They seem to.
They even have one for friends: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVoCJJFuS60
LA LA LA LA!

7 05 2009
kaolinfire

ha ha ha ha ha. πŸ™‚
awwww. πŸ™‚

7 05 2009
kaolinfire

ha ha ha ha ha. πŸ™‚
awwww. πŸ™‚

7 05 2009
southernweirdo

They seem to.
They even have one for friends: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVoCJJFuS60
LA LA LA LA!

7 05 2009
kaolinfire

they’ve really got a song for everything, huh? πŸ™‚

7 05 2009
ckastens

I’ve decided it is time to turn in my wife’s short-shorts and hang up my studded flip-flops (and I’m sure most of you are relieved)
Definitely! πŸ™‚

Enjoyed the clip!

7 05 2009
southernweirdo

Those shorts were starting to chafe anyway.

7 05 2009
kaolinfire

All the better things in life do πŸ˜‰

11 05 2009
southernweirdo

True that…

7 05 2009
ckastens

I’ve decided it is time to turn in my wife’s short-shorts and hang up my studded flip-flops (and I’m sure most of you are relieved)
Definitely! πŸ™‚

Enjoyed the clip!

7 05 2009
southernweirdo

Those shorts were starting to chafe anyway.

7 05 2009
kaolinfire

All the better things in life do πŸ˜‰

11 05 2009
southernweirdo

True that…

11 05 2009
southernweirdo

True that…

7 05 2009
kaolinfire

All the better things in life do πŸ˜‰

7 05 2009
southernweirdo

Those shorts were starting to chafe anyway.

7 05 2009
ckastens

I’ve decided it is time to turn in my wife’s short-shorts and hang up my studded flip-flops (and I’m sure most of you are relieved)
Definitely! πŸ™‚

Enjoyed the clip!

7 05 2009
ckastens

I’ve decided it is time to turn in my wife’s short-shorts and hang up my studded flip-flops (and I’m sure most of you are relieved)
Definitely! πŸ™‚

Enjoyed the clip!

7 05 2009
southernweirdo

Those shorts were starting to chafe anyway.

7 05 2009
kaolinfire

All the better things in life do πŸ˜‰

11 05 2009
southernweirdo

True that…

11 05 2009
southernweirdo

True that…

7 05 2009
kaolinfire

All the better things in life do πŸ˜‰

7 05 2009
southernweirdo

Those shorts were starting to chafe anyway.

7 05 2009
ckastens

I’ve decided it is time to turn in my wife’s short-shorts and hang up my studded flip-flops (and I’m sure most of you are relieved)
Definitely! πŸ™‚

Enjoyed the clip!

7 05 2009
ckastens

I’ve decided it is time to turn in my wife’s short-shorts and hang up my studded flip-flops (and I’m sure most of you are relieved)
Definitely! πŸ™‚

Enjoyed the clip!

7 05 2009
ckastens

I’ve decided it is time to turn in my wife’s short-shorts and hang up my studded flip-flops (and I’m sure most of you are relieved)
Definitely! πŸ™‚

Enjoyed the clip!

7 05 2009
ckastens

I’ve decided it is time to turn in my wife’s short-shorts and hang up my studded flip-flops (and I’m sure most of you are relieved)
Definitely! πŸ™‚

Enjoyed the clip!

7 05 2009
southernweirdo

Those shorts were starting to chafe anyway.

7 05 2009
kaolinfire

All the better things in life do πŸ˜‰

11 05 2009
southernweirdo

True that…

7 05 2009
ckastens

I’ve decided it is time to turn in my wife’s short-shorts and hang up my studded flip-flops (and I’m sure most of you are relieved)
Definitely! πŸ™‚

Enjoyed the clip!

7 05 2009
southernweirdo

Those shorts were starting to chafe anyway.

7 05 2009
kaolinfire

All the better things in life do πŸ˜‰

11 05 2009
southernweirdo

True that…

7 05 2009
ckastens

I’ve decided it is time to turn in my wife’s short-shorts and hang up my studded flip-flops (and I’m sure most of you are relieved)
Definitely! πŸ™‚
Enjoyed the clip!

7 05 2009
southernweirdo

Those shorts were starting to chafe anyway.

7 05 2009
kaolinfire

All the better things in life do πŸ˜‰

11 05 2009
southernweirdo

True that…

11 05 2009
southernweirdo

True that…

7 05 2009
kaolinfire

All the better things in life do πŸ˜‰

7 05 2009
southernweirdo

Those shorts were starting to chafe anyway.

7 05 2009
ckastens

I’ve decided it is time to turn in my wife’s short-shorts and hang up my studded flip-flops (and I’m sure most of you are relieved)
Definitely! πŸ™‚
Enjoyed the clip!

7 05 2009
southernweirdo

They seem to.

They even have one for friends: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVoCJJFuS60

LA LA LA LA!

7 05 2009
southernweirdo

They seem to.

They even have one for friends: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVoCJJFuS60

LA LA LA LA!

7 05 2009
southernweirdo

Those shorts were starting to chafe anyway.

7 05 2009
southernweirdo

Those shorts were starting to chafe anyway.

7 05 2009
kaolinfire

ha ha ha ha ha. πŸ™‚

awwww. πŸ™‚

7 05 2009
kaolinfire

ha ha ha ha ha. πŸ™‚

awwww. πŸ™‚

7 05 2009
kaolinfire

All the better things in life do πŸ˜‰

7 05 2009
kaolinfire

All the better things in life do πŸ˜‰

9 05 2009
raebryant

OMG! I didn’t know Murray could sing. I’m feeling the love for the Concords! Addictive.

11 05 2009
southernweirdo

I love these guys! They always cheer me up.

9 05 2009
raebryant

OMG! I didn’t know Murray could sing. I’m feeling the love for the Concords! Addictive.

11 05 2009
southernweirdo

I love these guys! They always cheer me up.

11 05 2009
southernweirdo

I love these guys! They always cheer me up.

9 05 2009
raebryant

OMG! I didn’t know Murray could sing. I’m feeling the love for the Concords! Addictive.

9 05 2009
raebryant

OMG! I didn’t know Murray could sing. I’m feeling the love for the Concords! Addictive.

11 05 2009
southernweirdo

I love these guys! They always cheer me up.

11 05 2009
southernweirdo

I love these guys! They always cheer me up.

9 05 2009
raebryant

OMG! I didn’t know Murray could sing. I’m feeling the love for the Concords! Addictive.

9 05 2009
raebryant

OMG! I didn’t know Murray could sing. I’m feeling the love for the Concords! Addictive.

9 05 2009
raebryant

OMG! I didn’t know Murray could sing. I’m feeling the love for the Concords! Addictive.

9 05 2009
raebryant

OMG! I didn’t know Murray could sing. I’m feeling the love for the Concords! Addictive.

11 05 2009
southernweirdo

I love these guys! They always cheer me up.

9 05 2009
raebryant

OMG! I didn’t know Murray could sing. I’m feeling the love for the Concords! Addictive.

11 05 2009
southernweirdo

I love these guys! They always cheer me up.

9 05 2009
raebryant

OMG! I didn’t know Murray could sing. I’m feeling the love for the Concords! Addictive.

11 05 2009
southernweirdo

I love these guys! They always cheer me up.

11 05 2009
southernweirdo

I love these guys! They always cheer me up.

9 05 2009
raebryant

OMG! I didn’t know Murray could sing. I’m feeling the love for the Concords! Addictive.

9 05 2009
raebryant

…and where’s the pic with the wife’s short-shorts and the dedazzled sandals?

11 05 2009
southernweirdo

Okay.. this isn’t really me, but I feel it is an unfortunately reasonable facsimile.

9 05 2009
raebryant

…and where’s the pic with the wife’s short-shorts and the dedazzled sandals?

11 05 2009
southernweirdo

Okay.. this isn’t really me, but I feel it is an unfortunately reasonable facsimile.

11 05 2009
southernweirdo

Okay.. this isn’t really me, but I feel it is an unfortunately reasonable facsimile.

9 05 2009
raebryant

…and where’s the pic with the wife’s short-shorts and the dedazzled sandals?

9 05 2009
raebryant

…and where’s the pic with the wife’s short-shorts and the dedazzled sandals?

11 05 2009
southernweirdo

Okay.. this isn’t really me, but I feel it is an unfortunately reasonable facsimile.

11 05 2009
southernweirdo

Okay.. this isn’t really me, but I feel it is an unfortunately reasonable facsimile.

9 05 2009
raebryant

…and where’s the pic with the wife’s short-shorts and the dedazzled sandals?

9 05 2009
raebryant

…and where’s the pic with the wife’s short-shorts and the dedazzled sandals?

9 05 2009
raebryant

…and where’s the pic with the wife’s short-shorts and the dedazzled sandals?

9 05 2009
raebryant

…and where’s the pic with the wife’s short-shorts and the dedazzled sandals?

11 05 2009
southernweirdo

Okay.. this isn’t really me, but I feel it is an unfortunately reasonable facsimile.

9 05 2009
raebryant

…and where’s the pic with the wife’s short-shorts and the dedazzled sandals?

11 05 2009
southernweirdo

Okay.. this isn’t really me, but I feel it is an unfortunately reasonable facsimile.

9 05 2009
raebryant

…and where’s the pic with the wife’s short-shorts and the dedazzled sandals?

11 05 2009
southernweirdo


Okay.. this isn’t really me, but I feel it is an unfortunately reasonable facsimile.

11 05 2009
southernweirdo


Okay.. this isn’t really me, but I feel it is an unfortunately reasonable facsimile.

9 05 2009
raebryant

…and where’s the pic with the wife’s short-shorts and the dedazzled sandals?

11 05 2009
southernweirdo

Okay.. this isn’t really me, but I feel it is an unfortunately reasonable facsimile.

11 05 2009
southernweirdo

Okay.. this isn’t really me, but I feel it is an unfortunately reasonable facsimile.

11 05 2009
southernweirdo

I love these guys! They always cheer me up.

11 05 2009
southernweirdo

I love these guys! They always cheer me up.

11 05 2009
southernweirdo

True that…

11 05 2009
southernweirdo

True that…

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